This is Mrs. Wash, after reviewing our year's work and noticing how much we have done the last four hours, Mr. Dry and I have a request. When we finish the two cycles we are currently running and the three additional loads we see stacked up in the hall, might we be able to take the day off tomorrow for the holiday. We have been very busy the last few months since Layla went to school and Isa began her eclectic look, and we would thoroughly appreciate a vacation. For evidence of our hard work we have attached a few photos our mornings work!
Thank you so much for your love and attention, we really do know how much we are appreciated by the care you take to clean us, pat us at the end of a job well done, and the talk to us daily to inform us of our days work load. And thank you for not comparing us to those new fancy models that we could never compete with. We love that you care for us just the way we are.
Sincerely,
Mrs. and Mr. Machine
That looks eerily like me laundry piles :P
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